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Rainmaker
hi friends .... i was trying (Yeah... i wrote the word in bold letteres on purpose) to download a album from e-mule

i kept the pc running for 8 hours running and succesfully downloaded 1.2 mb during that period blink.gif

i was very impressed with the credentials of e-mule....and decided to give a positive feedback to them

below i have enclosed the copy of e-mail ...

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dear sirs ..

it is a  great honour for me to write to you ... i am extremly desperate to meet you and have already packed my shotgun and some spare bullets ...


i would like to point out some great features of your product (i try to be a smartass so i always have some one liners up my sleeve ... please don't mind that )

1. e-mule is great ... it is the only thing that can bring world peace (who in the blue hell will have time if everybody starts using it)

2. it is doing its bit for animal welfare (snails have turtles now have something which makes them look like a cheetah)

3. e-mule is a great milestone in human History ( i am sure the guy who downloaded a album started way back Evolution took place )

4. E-mule respects family values and traditions (yeah i am downloading something i like .... and if i keep my pc switched on i am sure my great great grandson would get it and WE WILL HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON)

5. Gay marriges in canada and england are legal because of e-muke (once i saw two guys kissing in a park that was the gayest thing i saw until E-mule)

6. E-mule are doing their bit to balance human population (the sucide rate have gone up considerable among E-mule users)

7. E-mule stops piracy (great gosh ... better to buy something than download from e-mule)

8. E-mule saved Humans ( i am sure it was the cause of the dinosaurs Getting extinct .., scientist have found pc Remains near some fossils)

9. E-mules helps manages Money Better (The Internet bills are so high now .... u have to stop eating to pay them)



Finally i want to thank u for being a lame lousy jackass and using the inventor's picture as the e-mule icon


Regards
The guy who is about to suicide


i read it after i sent it and it sounded quite funny to me emo-p.gif

i thought i'd share it with ya emo-p.gif

Comments are welcome
andres_river_IACC
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you show me that early today, and I promise you a karma... you win it!
please tell somebody to write in spanish... this have to be shared!

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Mercano CFH
lol

they replied to you?

i see that u were very angry XD
francofrantic
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it is a  great honour for me to write to you ... i am extremly desperate to meet you and have already packed my shotgun and some spare bullets ...

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You're great Amit!!! CMF!!! emo-p.gif

The pass of my next uploads:
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EmuleRulz


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Rainmaker
QUOTE (Mercano @ Oct 21 2007, 10:20 AM)
lol

they replied to you?

i see that u were very angry XD

Not yet ...

Franco what is CMF blink.gif

RaZieL
ahahahahah

You're the best Amit !!!

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El rudo
Lol, that made me laugh a lot.

You should win a Grammy or something similar emo-belleza.gif

Anyway, I have downloaded some things from e-mule (which I may say they were quite hard to find) that took a lot of time, but I finally got them. Since then I have not open it anymore.
theultraviolence
Jajajaja!!! You deserve a +1!
Let's kill E-Mule!

Jajajajajajajaa!!!
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Perfect Stranger
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jajajjajajjaja

Great Amit, but dont Suicede!! emo-p.gif

Let Put a bomb in the email, that posible?

Sos Groso!!! emo-aplauso.gif

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alejandroserafino
Creo que entendí varias cosas pero igual agradecería una traducción, por favor...

Amit emo-aplauso.gif emo-aplauso.gif emo-aplauso.gif


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Rainmaker
QUOTE (El rudo @ Nov 4 2007, 02:48 AM)
Lol, that made me laugh a lot.

You should win a Grammy or something similar emo-belleza.gif

Anyway, I have downloaded some things from e-mule (which I may say they were quite hard to find) that took a lot of time, but I finally got them. Since then I have not open it anymore.

downloaded from e-mule emo-_E.gif

You are God blink.gif

ale even i want that someone translates it .... but sad.gif
Kurt_Cobani
Queridos Señores:

Es un gran honor para mi escribirles... estoy extremamente desesperado por encontrarlos... ya tengo empacadas mi escopeta y balas extra.

Me gustaría señalarles algunas bondades de su producto (intento ser sabihondo, por eso siempre tengo algunos aces en la manga... no se calienten)

1. La Mula está bárbara... es la única cosa que puede traer paz al mundo (quién mierd* tendrá tiempo si todos la usan?)

2. La Mula está ayudando al bienestar animal (los caracoles tienen tortugas ahora ... tengan algo que los haga parecerse a un guepardo)

3. La Mula es un gran hito en la historia de la humanidad (estoy seguro que el pibe que bajó un album se sintió en el mismo lugar donde la evolución tuvo lugar)

4. La Mula respeta valores familiares y tradiciones (estoy bajando algo que me gusta... y si dejo mi PC enchufada, estoy seguro que mi tataranieto lo conseguirá y dirá que tenemos algo en común)

5. los matrimonios gay en Canadá e Inglaterra son legales por el uso de La Mula (una vuelta, vi dos pibes besándose en un parque y me pareció lo más gay que haya visto... hasta que llegó La Mula)

6. La Mula está poniendo su granito de arena para balancear la población mundial (el índice de suicidios se disparó considerablemente entre usuarios de La Mula)

7. La Mula combate la piratería (mierd*... mejor comprarte un disco que bajarlo de La Mula)

8. La Mula salvó a los humanos (estoy seguro que fue la causa por la que se extinguieron los dinosaurios... sientíficos han encontrado restos de PC cerca de algunos fósiles)

9. La Mula ayuda a administrar bien la guita (las cuentas de internet son tan altas ahora... tienen que dejar de comer para pagarlas)

Finalmente, quiero agradecerles por ser tan lame*ulos del ort* y usar la foto del inventor de La Mula como ícono de La Mula.

Saludos.


El pibe que está por suicidarse
Kurt_Cobani
Sorry ´bout the double post... I forgot to send my opinion!

Like Pearl Jam used to say, it´s evolution, baby.

First, it was Napster... then E-Donkey came up from the ashes and E-Mule followed it´s steps.

Now, you have a few more downloaders, like UTorrent... but it´s all the same sh*t with different smells.

I have no difficulties when downloading records from E-Mule... sometimes, the problem is the lack of sources.

Despite everything your email is great!
LoRe_sp
muchas gracias Kurt_Cobani!

ahora si m puedo reir! xD


jajajjaa muy bueno amit!
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alejandroserafino
Jajajajajajajajja

Gracias Kurt Cobani!!!!!!


Muy bueno Amit!!!!! emo-beer.gif emo-beer.gif emo-beer.gif emo-beer.gif

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emule rules Amit! Im downloading 3 DVDs right now.

xD
Herr Inoddorell
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As always, you're only one Amit. Know it.

Gracias Kurt por traducirlo!!

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CountessLucretia
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7. E-mule stops piracy (great gosh ... better to buy something than download from e-mule)



HAHAHAH!!

I know how it feels like, because i used to use E-Mule, when i had internet at home.. XD

But then i realized that Ares is faster, so i use it now.. (and because i have dial-up lol)..
Emule has a lot more of files and sources, but you stay waiting such a long time to get 2 fuckin mb XD!

I know that with Ares you get a lot of viruses, but that's the only thing that works well.. with my connection emo-sad.gif
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