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BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.

During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.

. . . "Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex" . . .





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10,000 women travellers from 50 countries were surveyed for their international lover preferences. Italian men come out on top as the best lovers, along with Danes, Spanish, Canadians, South African, Welsh, and even Australians make the cut.

Turks are too sweaty, Russians too hairy, Greeks smell, and the English are fat. The Dutch and Americans fared badly as well - the survey shows they are too rough and dominant. German men can rest assured they are worst, behind the premature ejaculating Swedes.

"Who would have thought Welshmen were better lovers than Swedes? But I would remind girls, it takes two to tango." says a survey spokesperson, Peter Ward.

Source: ananova.com

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:22pm BST

By Joe Bavier

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.

"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

(For full Reuters Africa coverage and to have your say on the top issues, visit:

(Editing by Nick Tattersall and Mary Gabriel)

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39-year-old Verne Troyer, the actor who played 'Mini-Me' in the Austin Powers movies and Griphook in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, has taken legal action in an attempt to prevent distribution of a sex tape of him and a former girlfriend.

The 2-foot, 8-inch actor claims the tape was stolen. He is seeking $20 million for breach of copyright and invasion of privacy. He has also requested an injunction to prevent the tape from being distributed further.

The tape has reportedly come into the possession of the producer responsible for the release of Paris Hilton's sex tape.

jajjajaja poor Mini-me. I hope he find the tape jajajja

Naked Man Claiming to Be Jesus Christ and George Bush Arrested in Middle of Highway

Alabama: A 30-year-old man has been charged with resisting arrest and disorderly conduct after motorists reported seeing him standing stark naked on Alabama 79.

The man refused to obey police directives and had to be tasered four times before he was finally placed in cuffs and leg irons.

After he had been subdued he told police that he could break the restraints as he is George Bush and Jesus Christ. He is currently being held in Jefferson County Jail.

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Source: news.yahoo.com