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Rainmaker
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN\\\'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It\'s Braille for \'suck here.\'

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It\'s the same as a French kiss, but \'down under.\'

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they\\\'re wild and wet. But when they go they take your house and car with them!


Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don\\\'t have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN\\\'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.




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El_Yeti
Jajjajajajjjj jajajjajajaj this is good stuff!! jajjajaja i´m still laughing!!! The 365 condoms one is so funny!! jajajaj
Headfist
my favorit is about australian kiss)))))
Rainmaker
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my favorit is about australian kiss)))))


yeah mine as well emo-p.gif
Kurt_Cobani
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Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they\\\'re wild and wet. But when they go they take your house and car with them!

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Great ones, Amit!!! Thanx!!!


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karl
QUOTE (Rainmaker @ Aug 11 2008, 02:09 PM)
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my favorit is about australian kiss)))))


yeah mine as well emo-p.gif

That was the only one i didn't understand unsure.gif


Anyways, me fav one is the used condoms and the last emo-muajaja.gif emo-muajaja.gif

Very cool, Amit!!! rise reputation laugh.gif
Headfist
QUOTE (karl @ Aug 11 2008, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE (Rainmaker @ Aug 11 2008, 02:09 PM)
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my favorit is about australian kiss)))))


yeah mine as well emo-p.gif

That was the only one i didn't understand unsure.gif

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this is french kiss (between lips)
and australian kiss is between legs))))))
karl
QUOTE (Headfist @ Aug 11 2008, 03:43 PM)
QUOTE (karl @ Aug 11 2008, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE (Rainmaker @ Aug 11 2008, 02:09 PM)
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my favorit is about australian kiss)))))


yeah mine as well emo-p.gif

That was the only one i didn't understand unsure.gif

user posted image

this is french kiss (between lips)
and australian kiss is between legs))))))

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I KNOW I needed a picture to understand emo-muajaja.gif emo-muajaja.gif emo-muajaja.gif

Very good!!!! it became one of my favourites also laugh.gif laugh.gif
pamoi
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Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they\\\'re wild and wet. But when they go they take your house and car with them!


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Amit I have to tell you that sometimes, France is down under too !!! cool.gif


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Haha awesome
Rainmaker
QUOTE (jean)
Amit I have to tell you that sometimes, France is down under too


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Headfist
QUOTE (karl @ Aug 11 2008, 04:47 PM)
QUOTE (Headfist @ Aug 11 2008, 03:43 PM)

and australian kiss is between legs))))))

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I KNOW I needed a picture to understand emo-muajaja.gif emo-muajaja.gif emo-muajaja.gif

Very good!!!! it became one of my favourites also laugh.gif laugh.gif

so here is australian kiss by french woman

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